Note: This post is part of our feature: Fake Celebrity Gossip of the Week.
Headlines of the Week:
- Zoey Deschanel, star of The New Girl, caught smuggling Canadian babies into US, selling for $7.50 a piece to diaper companies for advertising purposes.
- James Franco launches fundraising campaign to provide food and shelter to extra terrestrials living in Zimbabwe.
- Space ship crashes in Africa, aliens claim to be summoned by Tom Cruise.
- Blue Ivy set to star in Willow Smith biopic: Parent’s Just Don’t Understand.