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FCGW: Jennifer Aniston’s emergency arm amputation: What will happen to her movie roles?

27 Jan

Note: This post is part of our new feature: Fake Celebrity Gossip of the Week.

Ouch!

Yesterday, Jennifer Aniston underwent an emergency arm amputation. Sources close to the star report that the amputation was the result of an exotic fungus she picked up while trying to kidnap Maddox Jolie, the stepchild of her ex-husband Brad Pitt. Maddox apparently picked up the fungus on a trip to Milwaukee. He is being treated and currently expected to make a full recovery.

 

Aniston released this statement Thursday morning: “The loss of my arm comes at great sorrow. I am thankful for the support of my friends and family and grateful that my kidnapping attempt brought Maddox’s fungus to the attention of doctors so that he could receive timely treatment.”

Rumors abound that Aniston will be dropped from her latest contract, a biopic of Hellen Keller titled “I see with my hands” because two hands are required to play the role.¬†Stay tuned for updates on this story as it unfolds.

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5 Comments

Posted by on January 27, 2012 in fake celebrity gossip

 

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5 responses to “FCGW: Jennifer Aniston’s emergency arm amputation: What will happen to her movie roles?

  1. Jessie Fisher

    January 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Only a blogger understands the horror of low readership! This new feature is nothing short of a stroke of genius. Poor Jennifer! Haha.

     
    • 2girls10potatoes

      January 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

      Haha, thanks! It started as a joke, but we so much fun coming up with fake headlines that we decided we had to do it!

       
  2. Sarah

    January 27, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    This is wonderful! LOL! I shouldn’t laugh, Jennifer is probably in a lot of pain…

     
    • 2girls10potatoes

      January 28, 2012 at 12:15 am

      Actually, the word on the street is that she has already negotiated the purchase of new arm from Kesha through live donation, so I think will do alright!

       

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